"Chickens are like nature’s steady-cams. They posses the remarkable ability to keep their heads stable even as their bodies move around. And it all has to do with their eyes.
This anatomic feature is demonstrated to great effect in this newly released Mercedes commercial, which is presumably for some stability feature? We’re not really sure. We’re here for the chickens.”[x]
There are no words to describe how much this pleases me. None.
This is the literal best commercial.
Omg. I do this with my birds all the time.
Dude! This should really be marked NSFW! There are a lot of cocks in this commercial.
“If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.”